{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "last night i was standing with my girlfriend outside of philly flavors and a dude who literally had horns on his head (like he...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/51855673521/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://glaciersofice.tumblr.com/post/51836193523/last-night-i-was-standing-with-my-girlfriend\" target=\"_blank\">glaciersofice</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>last night i was standing with my girlfriend outside of philly flavors and a dude who literally had horns on his head (like he was impersonating an animal with horns) and some crazy outfit came up to us and was like \u201cSHE\u2019S GORGEOUS BRO! SHE\u2019S A KEEPER!\u201d i guess that\u2019s good, you know, getting props from the horn people etc</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>In capitalist Philadelphia, Homestuck lets you tell people about them.</p>"}