{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I may never have met a single one but I do stay up late on the internet, and in consequence I can account in detail how and why...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/47506265039/", "html": "<p>I may never have met a single one but I do stay up late on the internet, and in consequence I can account in detail how and why to hate Australian aborigines. I&rsquo;m particularly fond of the notion that they&rsquo;ll steal your shoes, it makes them sound charmingly fae.</p>"}