It’s been a while since I heard reference to anyone’s virginity as a “cherry”. Which is a shame, ‘cause that’s good imagery that lends itself to good wordplay.

Is it 'cause hymens are less a thing since Title IX and girls’ sports?

(Also: I’d like to think that everyone was in on the joke about “personal massagers” in drug stores, but when 2006 and webcams, hairbrushes caught me by surprise.)