{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "This is how middle-aged folks rock, kids.\r\n Start taking notes.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/45980417740/", "html": "<iframe width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"http://www.youtube.com/embed/XJU4Aew1aIU\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen></iframe>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://thecallus.com/post/45953261415/kateoplis-this-is-how-middle-aged-folks-rock\" target=\"_blank\">thecallus</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://kateoplis.tumblr.com/post/45952509074/this-is-how-middle-aged-folks-rock-kids-start\" target=\"_blank\">kateoplis</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>This is how middle-aged folks rock, kids.</p>\n<p>Start taking notes.</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Make a whole new religion\u2026</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Oh man I had Shirley Manson photos from SPIN up in my locker from middle school until at least 11th grade.<br/><br/>Garbage had two AMAZING albums that were the best music you could ask for to be 13 to. The b-sides up until the middle of 2.0 could&rsquo;ve been a perfect third album in their own right. (For weird British reasons, each single would have two versions with one or two b-sides and two remixes on each, so that&rsquo;s a lot). Even the later 2.0 b-sides &ndash; I mean, Tornado and 13X Forever were at least <em>fun</em>.<br/><br/>The third and fourth albums were crap. I think the thing was the boys didn&rsquo;t have any fresh ideas, and Shirley &ndash; Shirley was clear in interviews how much she looked up to Chrissie Hynde and Siouxie Sioux and, uh, some names I can&rsquo;t remember drunk in 2013 &ndash; and she stopped writing songs about what it was like to be a teenager listening to those songs and started trying to imitate them directly. And they all had brassy singing voices and she has a breathy voice, and so all the singles were kind of half-assed performances of half-assed arrangements of half-assed takeoffs from Top of the Pops circa 1987? And wow was the filler filler.<br/><br/>This honestly sounds like the second disc of 2.0 which I really wish they&rsquo;d done instead.</p>"}