{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Even if you accept the extratextual Christian mythology completely, Hell doesn't sound that bad. Maybe it's 'cause I'm a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/45929869796/", "html": "<p>Even if you accept the extratextual Christian mythology completely, Hell doesn&rsquo;t sound that bad. Maybe it&rsquo;s &lsquo;cause I&rsquo;m a masochist*, but you&rsquo;re stuck in this fiery pit tortured by devils? Well, you know, take their pitchforks and torture them back. I mean, worst case scenario you lose and what&rsquo;s the worst they can do then? Torture you? Kill you? <em>Send you to hell?</em><br/><br/>I guess it wouldn&rsquo;t really make sense that you could kill them either, but hey, an eternity of combat is some people&rsquo;s idea of the <em>good</em> afterlife\u2026<br/><br/>\u2026wait. Eternal combat, in the most metal setting imaginable? Hell <em>is</em> Valhalla, as seen through wuss eyes. <em>That makes perfect sense.</em><br/><br/>* Everyone always assumes that&rsquo;s a sex thing. Pain and sex are like chocolate and peanut butter. Great together, but great on their own. Actually, none of the girls I&rsquo;ve known to combine them were that good at it.</p>"}