{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "imagine having to show kim jong eun around a waterpark in your bathing suit / would you ever like to see a grown woman...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/44608226433/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"http://in-unitatespiritussanctiregnat.tumblr.com/post/44598290176/imagine-having-to-show-kim-jong-eun-around-a\" target=\"_blank\">in-unitatespiritussanctiregnat</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>imagine having to show kim jong eun around a waterpark in your bathing suit / would you ever like to see a grown woman spontaneously die from feeling like a horrible piece of shit</p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>I know you hate Portland but we have a waterpark/Air &amp; Space Museum run by an &ldquo;alleged&rdquo; CIA front</p>\n<p>(&ldquo;but&rdquo;)</p>"}