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So this is funny. Apparently there’s a company that specializes in these things. I hear the resemblances end at the box.

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I was going to say that I want to be famous enough to have one of these made of me, but then I was going to going to say that unfortunately dudes don’t get that, but oh wait they have one for The Situation. They also have a Snooki? I don’t know, man.

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