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In honor of Sucker Punch:

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Brisk & Trixxy - Goodbye Summertime

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Back after Salon ran out of money to pay names like Paglia but before they reinvented themselves for the Bush years as the netmagazine of left-of-NPR-we-know-because-we-listen-to-NPR types, one of their few running beefs was with WWASPS, a collective of brutal, offshore or otherwise loosely regulated “reform” camps for teens.

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For a while it was one of my dreams to debut the rogue military with which I’ll ultimately conquer the world by liberating one of these camps, to the tune of this song. And isn’t that the height of goddamn adolescent messiah fantasies?

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It’s still one of my dreams.

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