So tonight I went up to the Short Stop for the Wednesday thing. The girl who looked like Lisa Loeb until I met Lisa Loeb was tending, but it was busy. I racked up to the bar and stuck my ass out cause thats how i roll

I was in my leather jacket and ponytail and leather hat it makes me look sexy I think so apparently she thought and this girl was rubbing up against me I was like cute thats subtle and then she was really going at it in the crowd I had one leg behind the other and she was straddling them with her hands on my hips and ass

And then the crowd shifted and she got pushed up to the bar, and she was this cute 23yo mexi girl in leather, except she was shy or ashamed or something and kept her hand up vertical to the side of her face so she didn’t have to  look at me or see me see her

I mean fuck no girl, you’re doing it wrong, grab me by the hair and hurt me and treat me like shit and I’m yours