{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Man I had a dream last night that I was watching a movie directed by Natalie Portman starring Anne Hathaway that began with a...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/29184950713/", "html": "<p>Man I had a dream last night that I was watching a movie directed by Natalie Portman starring Anne Hathaway that began with a meet-cute with everyone in a movie theater eating bad chicken, having stomach problems, fleeing the theater and being confused for a zombie mob (because they were walking awkwardly bcuz they shat themselves) and turned into a sexysleek heroin addict jewel heist movie with modern video game-inspired self-referential thirdwallbreaking.</p>\n<p>I remember thinking &ldquo;yes, this feels like Natalie Portman - clever, but icy.&rdquo;</p>\n<p>A few weeks ago I dreamt a complete Family Guy episode, complete with A-plot, B-plot, visual jokes and cutaway gags. Maybe it&rsquo;s because I haven&rsquo;t been smoking weed. If I ever did one of those Ad Council &ldquo;hey doodz don&rsquo;t smoke weed&rdquo; ads (I won&rsquo;t) it would riff off the theme of &ldquo;getting your dreams back&rdquo;.</p>\n<p>I don&rsquo;t have a fuckcrush on Anne Hathaway (I only have celebrity fuckcrushes on redheads), but I totally have a celebrity makingouttoplessfeelinghertitspressedagainstmychest crush on her.</p>"}