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It’s funny as I get older 65% of my female Facebook friends start showing off pictures of their fat husbands and fat babies, and the other 35% start showing more and more filtered and overexposed and artsy photos to hide the lines running from their nose to the corners of their mouth.

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I suppose maybe the guys are doing something similar with their pics, I dunno, I can’t jerk off to those.

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