{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "You know, I bet there's a ton of guys who thought that girls who dyed their hair an unnaturally intense shade of blonde were...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/28256918643/", "html": "<p>You know, I bet there&rsquo;s a ton of guys who thought that girls who dyed their hair an unnaturally intense shade of blonde were dumb and vapid, who just go <em>wild</em> over girls who dye their hair an unnaturally intense shade of red today.</p>\n<p>#geekisthenewjock</p>"}