{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Portland is testing me. I can tell this because I regularly run into girls/who are the girls I hoped girls would be/except they...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/27826932565/", "html": "<p>Portland is testing me. I can tell this because I regularly run into girls/who are the girls I hoped girls would be/except they have septum rings/which runs counter to what I hoped humans would be/hmmmmmmmmmm</p>"}