So the first thing I do when I wake up is pick my nose. 6 or 7 hours of snot drying in there. I love the best when I can just stick a finger up and press it to one side and slide out a thin cylinder all around. And then the same in the other nostril. Those are good mornings.

Eating and drinking and breathing are fun, but even better is expelling matter out of your body. Pissing, ejaculating, shitting, farting, sneezing, crying, vomiting. The way you feel better after those things is so much better than the better you feel taking in.

(In summary: nothing tastes as good as bulimia feels)