{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "easily the most intelligent sweet talk I've given my cat", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/190819752723/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/155336314463/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>\u201cyou\u2019re the right size to acknowledge <i>everything</i>, aren\u2019t you!\u201d</p></blockquote>"}