{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore\u2026\n me everytime: :(", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/190587898593/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://slabby-jabbies.tumblr.com/post/189419336684/non-veritas-wojak-penis-on-head-comic-every\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">slabby-jabbies</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://non-veritas.tumblr.com/post/181301466139/wojak-penis-on-head-comic-every-western-movie\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">non-veritas</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"http://wojak-penis-on-head-comic.tumblr.com/post/181264008133/every-western-movie-ever-made-the-wild-west-is\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">wojak-penis-on-head-comic</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>every western movie ever made: The wild west is dying. theres no more room left for cowboys anymore\u2026</p>\n<p>me everytime:<b> :(</b></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>every samurai movie ever made (both edo and bakamatsu periods): The bushido code is dying. there no more room left for samurai anymore\u2026</p>\n<p>me everytime: <b>:(</b><br/></p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<p>every pirate movie ever made: the seas left uncontrolled are shrinking. There is no more room left for pirates anymore\u2026.</p>\n<p>me, everytime: <b>:(</b></p>\n</blockquote>"}