Yakuza Zero discourse: Kiryu’s so great, he’s a friend to everyone!

Yakuza Zero discourse: Kiryu says trans rights!

me: well he’s a friend to fathers that bless him dating their seven-year-old

me: or that are excited to meet a hostess exactly like but not actually their daughter

me: or eight-year-olds he buys porn mags for cause Boy Solidarity

me: but that’s mostly because outside of the physical combat and ritualized honor of the Dojima Family he has no idea how to say “no”