{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\"Well how did you know not to\u2014\"\nBECAUSE I REMEMBERED THE LESSON OF THE CENTURIES-OLD STORY THEY TAUGHT US ALL AS KIDS,...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/190133099893/", "html": "<p>&ldquo;Well how did <i>you</i> know not to\u2014&rdquo;</p><p>BECAUSE I REMEMBERED THE LESSON OF THE CENTURIES-OLD STORY THEY TAUGHT US ALL AS KIDS, OKAY?</p><p>Christ, the issue is not that we weren&rsquo;t warned</p>"}