just remembered that ‘90s SNL skit where some frat guys rub a lamp and get a genie and wish to like “see two lesbians getting it on until we bust a nut”
and they get two lumpy greyhairs interrupting tedious foreplay to ask if the other picked up bulgur for their solstice potluck
‘90s lesbian chic, do you remember that? That Tanya Chalkin “Kiss”
poster, that’s gotta be one of the most ‘90s things in the world
When I moved into a house last year of college it had two different copies of that Kiss poster already on the walls