{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Well, the other day someone knocked on my door and asked if I was selling Blue Bitch\nIt's been in my driveway since I got it...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/189897672238/", "html": "<p>Well, the other day someone knocked on my door and asked if I was selling Blue Bitch</p><p>It&rsquo;s been in my driveway since I got it from the garage when the 919 got stolen and got a new electrical harness installed but that didn&rsquo;t kill the gremlins so it was a sculpture</p><p>And I was thinking finally yeah maybe I should call him up on the number he left, let someone else deal with it. </p><p>Well, until I went out for a late dinner at 1 and when I got back at 230 it was gone</p><p>I mean not like I didn&rsquo;t know motorcycles could be stolen from that driveway</p>"}