{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "this is like that eugenicist dating app except it\u2019s actually gonna work and create the ultimate normie. horrifying. turn back.", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/189786124248/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://infraredarmy.tumblr.com/post/189785872559/this-is-like-that-eugenicist-dating-app-except\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">infraredarmy</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>this is like that eugenicist dating app except it\u2019s actually gonna <i>work </i>and create the ultimate normie. horrifying. turn back.</p></blockquote>\n\n\n<p>I want to see one that matches former dolphin-shirt girls with former dragon-shirt boys</p>\n<img src=\"/media/02a85883491a1268e1af538a101f82eb02642864_de4346aabc95.jpg\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/02a85883491a1268e1af538a101f82eb02642864_de4346aabc95.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 721, "thumbnail_height": 406}