Is… is boat theft a thing? Like not from the marina, just all those boat trailers that Boat Trailer Guys have in driveways, yards, street parking across the country, guarded by locks that car thieves woulda laughed at in 1980

Maybe in boaty areas where there’s enough infrastructure to fence it.

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Is Boat Trailer Theft Insurance Fraud a thing?

See this is where it falls apart is if Boat Trailer theft was a thing Boat Trailer Theft Insurance Fraud would have to be a thing, and if that was a thing I’d have heard it as a trope re: consultant/car dealership county Republican Party gammon by now