{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "You know what's the best feeling? When you wake up in bed, and you check the time and there's like 90+ minutes until you're due...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/189466842208/", "html": "

You know what’s the best feeling? When you wake up in bed, and you check the time and there’s like 90+ minutes until you’re due to get up

And for a second it’s like “what’s this about? do I have to get out from under the covers to pee? or feed a meowing cat? or had a bad dream to mess with me?”

And then it’s like no I’m uncomfortable because I have to fart, and then you do and it feels pleasant, and not being uncomfortable anymore feels pleasant, and you fall back asleep within the minute

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