You know what’s the best feeling? When you wake up in bed, and you check the time and there’s like 90+ minutes until you’re due to get up

And for a second it’s like “what’s this about? do I have to get out from under the covers to pee? or feed a meowing cat? or had a bad dream to mess with me?”

And then it’s like no I’m uncomfortable because I have to fart, and then you do and it feels pleasant, and not being uncomfortable anymore feels pleasant, and you fall back asleep within the minute