{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: yeah, I guess the Dan Schneider foot stuff is a bit much\nalso me: come now, at least 1/8 the point of kids' cartoons was to...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/189440085048/", "html": "<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>me:</b> yeah, I guess the Dan Schneider foot stuff is a bit much</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also me:</b> come now, at least 1/8 the point of kids&rsquo; cartoons was to give gentle introductions to your newfound fetishes</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b><b>me:</b></b> maybe that&rsquo;s the episodes people remember, it&rsquo;s not like it&rsquo;s all Totally Spies out there</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also me:</b> fair, the old stuff was just anthropomorphic animals tied up with rope and falling in quicksand</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b><b>me:</b></b> anyway that&rsquo;s cartoons, live-action Nickelodeon feels different though</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also me:</b> back in your day you DEFINITELY had feelings about how Alex Mack could morph into a puddle of metal slime but she&rsquo;d reform wet and naked</p>"}