{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "yeah cool story tumblr but I'm still gonna do my best to incentivize kids not to break valuable shit and/or humans", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/189288368353/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>yeah cool story tumblr but I'm still gonna do my best to incentivize kids not to break valuable shit and/or humans</p></div>\n<figure data-orig-height=\"263\" data-orig-width=\"220\"><img src=\"/media/5662c3863dd93ec4e46917b083874185273d5759_c203f137f3db.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"263\" data-orig-width=\"220\" srcset=\"/media/118742c53770b133182aa3eb812afca4e53bbe73_bbca185de7cb.jpg 75w, /media/dade3f90efa1266faf55aab511bbe8113b6826b7_a15fb8dae260.jpg 100w, /media/38fe1fe0e487e98896f78cae94baa1a87b3ce3e6_ed4b465c741a.jpg 220w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 220px) 100vw, 220px\"/></figure>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/5662c3863dd93ec4e46917b083874185273d5759_c203f137f3db.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 220, "thumbnail_height": 263}