The other day I came home and Badger was outside, and he jumped into the neighbors’ front yard and I saw an all-white blur moving around I was like “hey look, a new cat in the neighborhood!”
“No wait that’s just a huge opossum.”
And Badger stared it down and it did that open-mouth pose and eventually spun and ran away and Badger chased it.
And I was like “Badger, no” cause it was like half again his size, but then I realized they don’t get rabies and their ultimate move is “fall over unconscious” so feh
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