{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "oh", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/188618549158/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://unadulteratedpiratepizza.tumblr.com/post/188586630109/god-this-is-almost-as-big-of-a-surprise-gut-punch\" target=\"_blank\">unadulteratedpiratepizza</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://mousathe14.tumblr.com/post/188481566361/what\" target=\"_blank\">mousathe14</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://pulmonary-poultry.tumblr.com/post/188450100925/were-always-talking-about-gut-punches-on-this\" target=\"_blank\">pulmonary-poultry</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://polysentimental-geometry-deacti.tumblr.com/post/188441172696\" target=\"_blank\">polysentimental-geometry-deacti</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://frytheassandthighs.tumblr.com/post/188440247210\" target=\"_blank\">frytheassandthighs</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ankle-beez/188429480692\" target=\"_blank\">ankle-beez</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ankle-beez/188429284552\" target=\"_blank\">ankle-beez</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ankle-beez/188429193502\" target=\"_blank\">ankle-beez</a>:</p><blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"709\" data-orig-width=\"720\"><img src=\"/media/868aa5f8fb2d3a7ff3f28ded403f9afe6d80d736_4dbc057976b9.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"709\" data-orig-width=\"720\" srcset=\"/media/4762456e090d4ada0fe5484020415dea2963be2a_cbe0c9771a20.jpg 75w, /media/9ec89f02903b5b48cf750e9991d3ab412d44190c_4873b8dfdf08.jpg 100w, /media/5bf99e31dcb23d4ebc4fbf74916911a9687cb5c0_f5e22e65a7fd.jpg 250w, /media/ef81dccf87b363257eff959b9ef7824ac87c296f_e3a456c650b2.jpg 400w, /media/8a0317bccae3db7a94327aa4ec008279382087df_b8f20ee91519.jpg 500w, /media/4dbc0b42cf209bcd803faadc2311896f1d1b1ef2_0e65d28e573a.jpg 540w, /media/868aa5f8fb2d3a7ff3f28ded403f9afe6d80d736_4dbc057976b9.jpg 640w, /media/3c97738ff297b0db7e255b69fc164dd0a7fb6d6e_f5b69fb9937b.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\"/></figure></div><p>oh</p></blockquote><p>Turning 6 and immediately hating barney the dinosaur is a childhood rite of passage so to say the least I&rsquo;m curious to see how they&rsquo;ll tackle this befuddling multi-million dollar motion picture</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"447\" data-orig-width=\"647\"><img src=\"/media/c56a75099b002e125f4c2a04c15952f4e4abfd48_2ac9dde530c6.png\" data-orig-height=\"447\" data-orig-width=\"647\" srcset=\"/media/ad5aeba22da7baca756f2f928ad6ca91e3214238_93f3e65422e0.png 75w, /media/8696e039cfdbc711c8c68b2620a6e05237ab3322_7fd2ce169278.png 100w, /media/139f75e991192b1f5d865a9b6318b1a7b42f35b6_332135c8e928.png 250w, /media/b29db2cff9e52b66cda195de3aa8f4ffe4aef6c7_db29d4ac9380.png 400w, /media/191bd908bbfe1bf0189017d62d96fe6b6660b766_58e984c6733e.png 500w, /media/eeb25ae5fbd92d8fc61b963e16892def32f7a9da_6b6b4baf4eeb.png 540w, /media/c56a75099b002e125f4c2a04c15952f4e4abfd48_2ac9dde530c6.png 640w, /media/ddc0f8570b4cde941d0c4f01671c3f0daa01fa26_65e0d0d3d808.png 647w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 647px) 100vw, 647px\"/></figure></div><p>are we just. in the fucking twilight zone now</p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"2280\" data-orig-width=\"1080\"><img src=\"/media/7327b9892da98260b0a7cc89a0f1b4bfbd7ad986_b7fb24cc1bc7.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"2280\" data-orig-width=\"1080\" srcset=\"/media/d13eb5dab86adf99922121e7292703646edc3d91_0d56f32246e0.jpg 75w, /media/436580c794736202e51f0e37c5fbf997be5c19bc_fedf4bda7637.jpg 95w, /media/d228ec05cc9c9a2a65d4678eb22e8305a2bac218_2380b2a496c8.jpg 189w, /media/5146f3fd1fae5439988cedfd2ba1e8cccd7169d4_a92cd114b4f9.jpg 284w, /media/b54a8ad9312fee9e91e2a64fb889d17e1a0d7c9c_dd76878ef6e1.jpg 355w, /media/de933ec3e14a23d1b218a24bc9af0c4c377bf375_5219925e62b4.jpg 384w, /media/7327b9892da98260b0a7cc89a0f1b4bfbd7ad986_b7fb24cc1bc7.jpg 455w, /media/e92e5deb43267275071a202efdaa86e954db6267_ec05b3137058.jpg 909w, /media/01c725a7e1b007b3627db5b3f643f4eaec5b7f0c_18760e5e9ea4.jpg 1080w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 1080px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-tumblr-attribution=\"giantmonster:Li6NtW4O3NHi5FHiYyMbRw:ZMaMHx2KB3y47\" data-orig-height=\"301\" data-orig-width=\"400\"><img src=\"/media/7b03207ea8b17d921cb6a0f9a7b529b7bb63ba02_1603661bb263.gif\" data-orig-height=\"301\" data-orig-width=\"400\" srcset=\"/media/381e7b40f57873c6f649c0afe969f956acae5016_a865e6c8f322.gif 75w, /media/20184a72f2c3aeb1bc4f426719ee0bedb29ce2ba_4b91ba28a153.gif 100w, /media/aa5bfaae032a85ab29aeb52af6db642681f8999d_37e0fe2e7e7f.gif 250w, /media/185c0748272a0218a7c604cb25b403a0850b0187_9204a8d730aa.gif 400w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 400px) 100vw, 400px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>We&rsquo;re always talking about gut-punches on this site but this is a fucking surprise roundhouse in the back of the head.</p></blockquote><p>&hellip; What</p></blockquote><p>God, this is almost as big of a surprise gut punch as the Power Ranger who committed murder</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/868aa5f8fb2d3a7ff3f28ded403f9afe6d80d736_4dbc057976b9.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 630}