{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/188484451263/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://swordlesbianism.tumblr.com/post/178584491891/does-necromancy-only-work-on-animals-what-do-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">swordlesbianism</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://swordlesbianism.tumblr.com/post/178584269316/does-necromancy-only-work-on-animals-what-do-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">swordlesbianism</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://swordlesbianism.tumblr.com/post/178583846881/does-necromancy-only-work-on-animals-what-do-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">swordlesbianism</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://swordlesbianism.tumblr.com/post/178583666076/does-necromancy-only-work-on-animals-what-do-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">swordlesbianism</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://swordlesbianism.tumblr.com/post/178583524401/does-necromancy-only-work-on-animals-what-do-you\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">swordlesbianism</a>:</p>\n\n<blockquote><p>Does necromancy only work on animals? What do you do if you accidentally necromancy a fence and then it starts growing branches? </p></blockquote>\n\n<p>WHAT DO YOU DO IF YOU NECROMANCY A BOTTLE OF SHAMPOO AND IT TURNS INTO AN ENTIRE PILE OF LIMES? </p>\n</blockquote>\n\n<h2>What if I accidentally necromancy a vaccine and then someone gets an armful of very live pathogen? </h2>\n</blockquote>\n\n<h2>WHAT\u2019S THE LIMIT ON DEADNESS? HOW RECENTLY DOES SOMETHING HAVE TO BE DEAD? COULD I NECROMANCY A DINOSAUR FOSSIL? WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED THE GROUND AND THEN DINOSAURS STARTED APPEARING? </h2>\n</blockquote>\n\n<h1>WHAT IF I NECROMANCIED A LIMESTONE WALL AND IT JUST TURNED INTO A PILE OF MOLLUSCS? WHAT IF I MOLLUSCED A BUILDING? A MOUNTAIN? </h1>\n</blockquote>"}