{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "friendly reminder that why they tell you to cross your legs on waterslides, there are two big populations at risk:\nparous (\"have...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/188446284078/", "html": "<p>friendly reminder that why they tell you to cross your legs on waterslides, there are two big populations at risk:</p><p>parous (&ldquo;have given birth&rdquo;) women, because a wide-mouthed womb can gulp up water and get overpressured</p><p>virgins, because what gets through perforations in the hymen becomes high-pressure water knives</p>"}