Me watching Trainspotting in the bar the other night:

Oh yeah I remember when he hooks up with a girl and it turns out she’s a private schoolgirl with the uniform

That was a laff, like when Begbie goes to the rave and hooks up in that tiny euro-car and is like “whaat? a dick?”

Anyways my previous context of Scotland was Shirley Manson talking about dropping out at 15 to be a shopgirl and fuck her boss and shit in her boyfriend’s corn flakes sooo…

Oh, huh, I forgot the part where she comes back to smoke his hash and be his MPDG actualizing him into a fucking real estate agent

OHHH, but the part where she says Sick Boy was waiting at her school gates to give her a job and she clocked him she means he was a pimp