{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was comically not supposed to work, but...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/187874703113/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://argumate.tumblr.com/post/187874509359/nobody-clapped-alien-cheeks-either-so-its-kind\" target=\"_blank\">argumate</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://eikotheblue.tumblr.com/post/187874447916/and-nobody-died\" target=\"_blank\">eikotheblue</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://theofficialvincenzo.tumblr.com/post/187863003715/the-area-51-raid-was-like-the-absolute-opposite\" target=\"_blank\">theofficialvincenzo</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The Area 51 raid was like, the absolute opposite of Dashcon. Like this was an event that was <i>comically</i> not supposed to work, but you crazy sons of bitches actually managed to show up and just throw an alien-themed party while armed gaurds stood angrily on the sidelines. It was JUST as stupid as the memes said it would be and nobody thought anything would happen</p><p>Well done</p></blockquote><p>and nobody died!</p></blockquote><p>nobody clapped alien cheeks either, so it\u2019s kind of nil-all draw really</p></blockquote>\n<p>Like, this is happening every year as the populist replacement for Burning Man, right?</p>"}