{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "no lie I just called USAA about some credit card thing and got bounced around until I escalated to an autist who solved it...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/187813590693/", "html": "<p>no lie I just called USAA about some credit card thing and got bounced around until I escalated to an autist who solved it practically and immediately, and I wanted to praise him in the end-of-the-call survey I was promised but he couldn&rsquo;t handle the social prompt of &ldquo;I&rsquo;m not hanging up, but this call is resolved&rdquo; and kept pumping me for other things I needed help with</p>"}