If I can get rocks stuck and visible beneath the skin of my ankle for decades at a time, how come they can’t implant tension bands there to compensate for over-sprained and weak ankles?
Eh, I know they’ve got professional and college league money behind sports medicine, if there was a solution it’s not for lack of my input, but still, ligament surgery? What is this, 1982?
The John Romero-riff minor antagonist in Grandma’s Boy was supposed to be read as pathetic for wanting to get robot legs but fuck it, I want robot legs. Got a friend who got a MGSV\u2026 minus maybe 2, so MGSIII\u2026-level leg off a car crash, and you see all the stuff coming out of the sandbox wars
I’ll take the Essence hit, my real concerns are self-maintainability and blood cell production if I give up too many long bones
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