{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "someone breaks into my house. i remember my gun! thank god. i shoot all my valuables", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/187716319978/", "html": "<p><a href=\"https://graynard.tumblr.com/post/168072522494/someone-breaks-into-my-house-i-remember-my-gun\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">graynard</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>someone breaks into my house. i remember my gun! thank god. i shoot all my valuables <br/></p></blockquote>"}