{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Restaurant sign: \"No WiFi. Stop 'cancelling' each other, pretend it's 1965 and go out back to beat the shit out of each other...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/187436196273/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://the-real-numbers.tumblr.com/post/187433634648/restaurant-sign-no-wifi-stop-cancelling-each\" target=\"_blank\">the-real-numbers</a>:</p>\n<blockquote><p>Restaurant sign: &ldquo;No WiFi. Stop &lsquo;cancelling&rsquo; each other, pretend it&rsquo;s 1965 and go out back to beat the shit out of each other with your bare hands&rdquo;</p></blockquote>"}