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nahofficial:

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I\u2019m a YA book author, I have a tumblr too

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I post a lot of info, for my tumblypoos

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But then one day my time was up, I read it on the clock

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And now my most famous post is about how I love cock

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crunchbuttsteak:

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I signed up on tumblr, I didn\u2019t know what to expect.

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I thought I could just post and not worry about being fact checked

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But once my posts went viral, no one saw my genius

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Now all they do is reblog and say \u201ckung pow penis.\u201d

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crunchbuttsteak:

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I got a tumblr, it really was quite great

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I blog about a lot of things, but mostly what I ate.

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I thought it was a sweet gig, it really was quite cushy.

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Then they went and banned me, \u2018cause all I ate was pussy.

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