{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "I have no goddamn idea what any of this means and the ad just clicks through to a preppy clothing store. I mean maybe that\u2019s the...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/187105825698/", "html": "<div><p>I have no goddamn idea what any of this means and the ad just clicks through to a <a href=\"https://www.tracksmith.com/pages/men\" target=\"_blank\">preppy clothing store</a>.</p><p>I mean maybe that\u2019s the point, I did click through, maybe I\u2019m being clickbaited. Like how those Facebook ads that are horizontal-scrolling lists of items for sale have realized to put something completely absurd in the leftmost Slot 1 to catch your attention as you\u2019re scrolling.</p></div>\n<img src=\"/media/tumblr_pwgg3mh38r1qeywqoo1_1280_053fd051e525.png\" />", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/tumblr_pwgg3mh38r1qeywqoo1_1280_053fd051e525.png", "thumbnail_width": 1036, "thumbnail_height": 1482}