{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "me: guys please do not send confessionals in my anon asking for me to solve you, I am not a mental health professional, it feels...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/186666547858/", "html": "<p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>me:</b> guys please do not send confessionals in my anon asking for me to solve you, I am not a mental health professional, it feels really weird, and it is my anon</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b><b>also me:</b></b> you deliver prophecy and interpret canon to derive moral lessons, you have repeatedly<b> </b>compared yourself to a cult leader with the ability to change people&rsquo;s personalities, you just the other day talked about how you conducted a funeral off the top of your head as a child</p><p class=\"npf_chat\"><b>also me:</b> are you REALLY surprised people come to you as a pastor?</p>"}