\n\n"}\n\nUnderappreciated genres of old-school rock:
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\n- My friend with an unusual nickname sure is awesome, and I strongly encourage them to continue doing whatever it is that they do
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\n- \nHere, have an eleven-minute orchestral intro for a two-minute song
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\n- Really, this whole business is just a delivery mechanism for the stupid fucking pun in the chorus
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\n- \nYou think this is deep, but it\u2019s really about a horse
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\n- I discovered a particular configuration of amp settings that makes a really weird noise, and I must share it with the world
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\n- \nAn incomplete list of things that give me a boner (part 3 of 5)
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\n- I tried to parody a genre of music I don\u2019t care for and accidentally produced a perfect example of the thing I was trying to make fun of
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\n- \nBehold my vocal range, ye mighty, and despair
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\n(Black Oak Arkansas, fucking Styx, Aerosmith, America, Peter Frampton, Kiss, Kiss again, Judas Priest)
\n(Three Dog Night, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Procol Harum, Black Sabbath, \nM\u00f6tley Cr\u00fce, Beastie Boys, Freddie Goddamned Mercury)
\nJust in case you weren\u2019t familiar with those particular genres.
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