going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half
“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘”
iconic
whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord
Publish this I will buy it
Once by the creek behind our houses we found a dead frog and I felt weird about it and the older boys taunted “then why don’t you have a funeral for it” so I did, with a sermon about rolling back the rock and realizing Jesus was risen, and they didn’t know the countermove
