{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Still can\u2019t get over that 4chan post that\u2019s like \u201cmy mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/186388140533/", "html": "<p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://sua-sponte-deactivated20200331.tumblr.com/post/186306557679/still-cant-get-over-that-4chan-post-thats-like\" target=\"_blank\">sua-sponte-deactivated20200331</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://oatmealbrain.tumblr.com/post/186293365709\" target=\"_blank\">oatmealbrain</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class=\"tumblr_blog\" href=\"https://fullmetalfisting.tumblr.com/post/186283086045/still-cant-get-over-that-4chan-post-thats-like\" target=\"_blank\">fullmetalfisting</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Still can\u2019t get over that 4chan post that\u2019s like \u201cmy mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???\u201d And someone replied, \u201cshe loves you, dumbass\u201d </p></blockquote><div class=\"npf_row\"><figure class=\"tmblr-full\" data-orig-height=\"472\" data-orig-width=\"640\"><img src=\"/media/7e870bae9e12a27074618e0d833415d80f0742cb_83066922bfc5.jpg\" data-orig-height=\"472\" data-orig-width=\"640\" srcset=\"/media/f39c465e82d4a6513bf312692352b13f543dd950_a24964288d2b.jpg 75w, /media/8a2732d8621b69447b38c9927236d29afab01373_7e7daa7b3e15.jpg 100w, /media/25e728383afa4b048fc497cdf214c330ee800c18_115d07dca4b5.jpg 250w, /media/614eef22d2c4552cdcc0e81ffeddf2a25be98da9_407830d41f1e.jpg 400w, /media/dd47d5e20542debb4fd44161be6f7c00d915f7d2_0d8add64be6b.jpg 500w, /media/3b2ed5c7bec1d5bf14bca3a1cf6812a3b1783802_c085ea2c5cfc.jpg 540w, /media/7e870bae9e12a27074618e0d833415d80f0742cb_83066922bfc5.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\"/></figure></div></blockquote><p>What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation</p></blockquote>", "thumbnail_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/media/7e870bae9e12a27074618e0d833415d80f0742cb_83066922bfc5.jpg", "thumbnail_width": 640, "thumbnail_height": 472}