shrine to the prophet of americana

Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my...

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oatmealbrain:

fullmetalfisting:

Still can’t get over that 4chan post that’s like “my mom came into my room and I pretended to be asleep and she stroked my cheek??? Is she gonna kill me???” And someone replied, “she loves you, dumbass”

What I like about this post is OP translates 4chan greentext into tumblr punctuation