Anonymous asked: Like, what "guys send dick pics and that's a crime" *actually means* is "your flesh is so undesirable that you can send someone a picture of your literally most intimate parts, and it's an insult worthy of the severest punishment", but no one understands it as such? It's like the entirety of the species had a collective stroke, and now you can't explain the concept of "left side" to it anymore, and it keeps getting mad when anyone sets a glass down in front of its bum hand.