{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "\u201c\u201cIn five years, the penis will be obsolete.\u201d\u201d \u2014 -John Varley,\u00a0Steel Beach", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/186324626908/", "html": "<p><a href=\"/post/186323249713/\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">kontextmaschine</a>:</p><blockquote>\n<p><a href=\"https://firstphrases.tumblr.com/post/26280846250/in-five-years-the-penis-will-be-obsolete\" class=\"tumblr_blog\" target=\"_blank\">firstphrases</a>:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<blockquote>\u201c\u201cIn five years, the penis will be obsolete.\u201d\u201d</blockquote> <p>\u2014 -John Varley,\u00a0<em>Steel Beach</em></p>\n</blockquote>\n<p>Oh how the fuck did I forget that opening line?</p>\n</blockquote><p>That&rsquo;s not even the full line, which is</p><h1>&ldquo;In five years, the penis will be obsolete,&rdquo; said the salesman.</h1>"}