genderbongconforming:

repugnantconclusion:

The funniest shit is when ppl say they’re moving to Twitter like they’re doing it to improve their well being or something like in the same vein that people tell you they’re quitting smoking

moving to twitter is like moving from vapes to two packs a day

the only person I ever respected pulling this move in self-awareness was Colin “Kangaroo Cocksucker” Spacetwinks like “okay but on here I get in view of people who want to pay me instead of wasting all my good ideas for a handful of notes” but even there in the end I’m not sure it’s left him better off on that, let alone worth it