{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "What the fuck do you need a home defense shotgun for?", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/186249783478/", "html": "<div class=\"question\"><strong>Anonymous</strong> asked: <p>What the fuck do you need a home defense shotgun for?</p></div>\n<p>Like, I still live on the edge of \u201cFelony Flats\u201d, it\u2019s retreating in a boom but the boom won\u2019t last forever, the houses that haven\u2019t been redone since the last bust still have bars on the windows</p><p>That said, I was tiger-teaming myself and I realized that \u201cshow up to my house in a pushy group of 4+\u201d was a vulnerability I hadn\u2019t plugged</p>"}