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The Virgin Robert Byrd (bird name, cartoonishly repulsed by black people, LARPed as a cyclops with a bunch of D&D edgelord...

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The Virgin Robert Byrd (bird name, cartoonishly repulsed by black people, LARPed as a cyclops with a bunch of D&D edgelord geeks, expected people to ignore his racist history like an errant fart, memesong played at funeral) vs the Chad Strom Thurmond (caveman name, basically grew up on a slave plantation in the 20th century, lived the age-old Brown Sugar dream, successfully advanced the Southern Strategy myth by joining the GOP, such a skilled politician the GOP accepted him as one of their own)

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