{"version": "1.0", "type": "rich", "title": "Also I should maybe clarify that that \"excellent truck tan\" was deadpan, I know it's a burn, it hurts like hell, and it's going...", "author_name": "kontextmaschine", "author_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "provider_name": "kontextmaschine", "provider_url": "https://kontextmaschine.com", "url": "https://kontextmaschine.com/post/185837002493/", "html": "<p>Also I should maybe clarify that that &ldquo;<a href=\"/post/185835408376/\" target=\"_blank\">excellent truck tan</a>&rdquo; was deadpan, I know it&rsquo;s a burn, it hurts like hell, and it&rsquo;s going to look weird as fuck (plus the left side of my nose, the uni-region of my right brow, and the left side of my neck) when it sets in</p>"}