The Mane 6 as Trendy Fsub Kinks

Extrapolating from Equestria Girls, where they were high school seniors in 2013, the girls would be around 2 years out of college right now, perfect timing for them to resolve their childhood lessons of empowerment-thru-personal-agency with the adult reality of our fallen world by developing these of-the-moment paraphilias!

Twilight Sparkle: bimbofication

Rainbow Dash: bondage

Pinkie Pie: DD/lg

Applejack: creampie risk/impreg

Rarity: consensual nonconsent

Fluttershy: breathplay

I’m sorry, I just drove through the Central Valley for 3 hours with this stuck in my head and I need to inflict it on someone else Ringu-style

Spike: has a raceplay thing